my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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