on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
4 words: hood of his car
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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