There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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