This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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