How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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