GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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