so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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