No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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