Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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