At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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