the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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