White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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