so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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