if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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