I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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