and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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