She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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