hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
