Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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