She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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