What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
