I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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