At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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