so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
