id be glad to
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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