I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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