Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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