i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize