i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You may now shotgun with the bride
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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