he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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