do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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