I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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