I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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