Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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