i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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