I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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