I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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