I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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