i barfeds in our rink
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
