I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I am mentally ready for anal.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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