Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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