Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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