you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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