if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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