New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Your penis caused this!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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