i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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