If you die in college, do you die in real life?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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