Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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