Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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