Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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